Tuesday 30 March 2010

Look what we're cloning




It would appear that bio-engineering is flourishing at the University because, I swear, the new regime of IT management all look exactly the same and they all look like this*. But not as intelligent.

Personally I think this is a gross misuse of research funding. Just how many fat, baldy, knuckle-dragging, bully-boy thickos do we need to create?

If we need to clone managers wouldn't it be better to clone more Dollies?


What a noble beast!

Even just one Dolly would be smarter and more talented than the Stepford-Rugby-Team we've got here. And Dolly would know how to get things done without sacking her workforce, or even needing to resort to bullying.


* Except the Director who, we already know from an earlier post, looks like Blakey.

2 comments:

  1. Harsh words, 'Crab. Is it really as bad as that?

    Who else has gone apart from those I probably know about?

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  2. It would be indiscrete of me to list names here, but if you go to the HR webpages you'll find it highlighted there - including a rather unedifying slideshow showing who has already been chopped and who is in line for the chop.

    It beggars belief why anyone thinks it's a good idea to put this on a public-facing webpage.

    Anyway, enough of that - congratulations on your weekend win and the very best of luck for the Final!

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